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Danish Fitness Show 

This Saturday, the World Bodybuilding & Fitness Federation is coming to Tivoli for the Danish championship, so lock up your daughters (if you can’t trust them) or wives (likewise, or maybe you’re the one who secretly fantasises about being dominated) and come have a good leer at some body beautifuls … barely days after accusations that steroid use is rife in Denmark. Representing 16 different countries, those present will be competing in the categories of Diva Bikini, Diva Fitness, Male Fitness, Male Muscle, Figure, and Male Bodybuilding. Afterwards the night will conclude with American singer Shonie performing her new single. We can barely wait.
Tivoli; Sat 11:00, main show starts at 18:00; 349-399kr,;

CPH Anglo Comedy Festival

This weekend, laughs and awkward silences will no longer be lost in translation. With a programme completely in English, this three-day stand-up comedy festival will guarantee laughs all around. The festival is made up of many international acts from Denmark, Ireland, New Zealand, Sweden and the UK. Among the acts are ‘Mazimus Nonsense’, a one-man show by Tony Law that was given five stars by the prestigious Edinburgh Fringe review just last year. After a night of beers and laughs, you can also take the chance to shine on stage during a free open mic starting at 23:00.
Lygten Station, Lygten 2, Cph N; starts Wed, ends April 12, daily at 20:00, open mic from 23:00; tickets 70kr

Divine PopUp Gay Club

Brought to you by local party queen Johnnie Rocco, Divine PopUp presents the last of its winter and spring party series. Although his parties are far from classy, tickets prices and a ‘surprise’ every night make them worth a visit! The club will feature DJs Bebse, Pelle and Tonny Liljenberg, dance competitions and Swedish gogos.
Huset, Rådhusstræde 13, Cph K; every Sat until June 1, 23:45-06:00; tickets: 75kr

Finders Keepers Design & Clothing Market

Finders Keepers is an indoor market where innovative design and luxury second hand clothes meet. With a total of 110 booths, there is much to discover in the form of illustrations, sketches, paintings, clothing, accessories and more. The market provides a venue for the upcoming designers to test their waters in the design and fashion worlds.
Korsgade 29, Cph N; Sat & Sun 11:00-17:00; tickets: 40kr, under-12s free adm

Flea Market for Late Sleepers 

Night owls, you’re in luck! No longer do you have to set your alarm for the wee hours of the morning in order to discover the best deals, this flea market doesn’t start until 12:00! Before checking out the treasures in store, you can grab a beer or coffee right inside the café.
Café Zusammen, HC Ørstedsvej 47, Frederiksberg; Sat 12:00

Temirkanov & the Leningrad Symphony

Gracing Copenhagen all the way from Russia is the Leningrad Symphony, led by brilliant maestro Yuri Temirkanov. Their first visit here, the ensemble will play the famed Russian wartime symphony commemorating the day Germans invaded Leningrad for 900 days. The havoc wreaked during those two cruel winters is tangible in the music, so don’t miss this epic evening of bittersweet nostalgia.
Koncertsalen, Koncerthuset, Emil Holms Kanal 20, Cph S; Thu (April 18) 19:30; tickets: 100-630kr,

Baiba Skride and the Diamond Ensemble

The Diamond Ensemble’s season is ending with a bang! Latvian violin star Baiba Skride is lending her talents to the ensemble for this evening of Viennese and Austrian classics. The programme will begin with the chamber sounds of Mozart’s Quintet in G minor, accompanied by the ensemble’s string section. Next, Skride will shine solo to play Haydn’s Violin Concerto in C major on her Stradivarius dating back to 1734. The night ends with Bach’s Double Concerto in D minor. A grand night of classics, this concert is one you cannot miss.
Queen’s Hall, Black Diamond Library, Søren Kierkegaards Plads 1, Cph K; Tue 20:00; tickets: 120-195kr,