A lying pig, but no porkie pies
You can imagine that some of the cleaners’ comments following a party for 1,200 guests thrown by Landsskuet, the National Agricultural Show, in Herning last Friday evening contained a few references to living like pigs and uncivilized swine.
But nothing they had to clear up, however unpleasant and sticky, could have prepared them for the party-goer awaiting them in one of the toilets.
And before you ask, this ain’t no porkie pie.
Below the bowl
A flying pig would have been more believable than the lying one they found conked out on the floor – a landrace pig one to be exact.
According to the Facebook page of the National Show – Winter Show, “one guest had in fact chosen to stay just below the bowl – a bit of a night owl.”
And then according to an update, it took a taxi home at 6:30 am.