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Lena Hunter
Denmark’s dressage horses are jetlagged and the Swimming Union forgot to sign up 3 of its star swimmers… but the men’s handball team and Denmark’s fastest man are raring to go.
In related news, paramedics who saved Eriksen are invited to the final, along with the midfielder himself, and fears are rising that spilt beer could cost Denmark dear in the future
Equally eye-catching, although hardly a celebration worthy of International Women’s Day, has been rising Danish basketball star Gabriel ‘Iffe’ Lundberg at reigning Euroleague champions CSKA Moscow
In other news, ‘The Lord’ has unofficially retired from football and one of his former national team-mates is on the verge of greatness in Italy
